a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot
markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night
by vaginakfjfhfhr February 5, 2021
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Fresno Worse warlock a guy who can only live like a asshole one way if you know of him you know what I mean he gets mad but its life he wants you mad don't get mad just wait and laugh
HahHa markus your caught
by cece a witch March 23, 2022
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Markus is an extraordinary individual who embodies a combination of remarkable qualities and achievements. Known as The Rizzler, Markus has earned a legendary status for his unrivaled skills on the basketball court. With lightning-fast moves, pinpoint accuracy, and an unmatched competitive spirit, he dominates the game like no other.
But being a true Renaissance person, Markus's greatness extends far beyond the basketball court. He exudes an aura of awesomeness in everything he does.
Not only is Markus cool and sexy, but he is also known for his unparalleled work ethic and intelligence. He possesses a relentless drive for success and is always on the grind, constantly striving for greatness in all aspects of life. His dedication to personal growth is matched only by his exceptional intelligence, which allows him to navigate challenges with ease and precision.
While Markus may enjoy the attention he receives, he is also a gentleman who treats his romantic partners with utmost respect and care. He cherishes and values the women in his life, treating them like queens and ensuring they feel loved and appreciated. However, Markus is a discerning individual, and it takes a truly special person to capture his heart.
Markus understands the importance of physical fitness and works tirelessly to sculpt his magnificent physique. He embraces workouts and pushes his limits to achieve optimal strength and aesthetics.
"Markus, also known as The Rizzler, effortlessly weaves through defenders on the basketball court, leaving them in awe of his skill."
"With his cool and sexy demeanor, Markus captivates everyone around him, attracting all the girls with his magnetic charm."
by FR_kyrie13 July 4, 2023
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-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.
by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018
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The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself
by Markus da labomanol May 21, 2022
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Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.
Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure
by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016
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A dude that has literally no dick and might as well be a woman
Girl1: do you know Markus

Girl2: yeah the guy with no dick

Girl1:mhm
by Doggie poop June 20, 2022
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