The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me
by Anicawoff August 30, 2022
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.
Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?
by Not_Ice March 5, 2022
” Anton überhard, ellottt stärdner, mrspedybou420, rdhalin22, ZOtoxic coffie”
” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”
” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”
by NOTAGAYPERSONBECAUSEOSKARISGAY March 2, 2020
by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 27, 2022
Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker
by Makayu February 7, 2022
by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022