Hamish Mehta

Extremely long dick, at least 30 inches long

Hamish Mehta

by IlikeArsenal121212121212 October 30, 2020

hamish bevan

a man with a large penis and extremely muscular arms along with a sexy body.

"my boyfriend is such a hamish bevan"
"lucky mines just a luca"

by harry bevan December 1, 2011

Hamish Mehta

Hamish Mehta is a hot and sexy person. Just like this dick

Hamish Mehta looks bussin today

by BarfedWonged October 4, 2021

hamish sainsbury

big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly

plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled

plays overwatch and probably watches hentai

looks like raoul silva with braces

hamish sainsbury is pretty fockin gay

by that fook February 13, 2019

dirty hamish

when a man puts his middle finger up his uncles anus untill he screams yes daddy.

i was at the family gathering and my nephew dirty hamished me

by waschbarr September 1, 2021

Hamish Lucas Nicholas

3 dudes who sit on my table in English.
One of them is attracted to microwaves.
The other two are microwaves.

Please send help

Philosopher-Hamish: if you jump off the empire state building with a parachute, you’ll be falling for a few minutes. But if you jump off without a parachute, then you’ll be falling for the rest of your life.
Processor-Hannah.exe has stopped working
Observer-Lucas: Hannah’s last brain cells have D I S I N T E G R A T E D.
Thinker-Nicholas: Hannah had brain cells?
Hamish Lucas Nicholas

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020

National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019