If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart
Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond
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Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.
When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.
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The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Gas spewed from the clenched cheeks of an industrial refinery. Usually sulfur compounds which generally smells and tastes like rotten eggs mixed with shit. Generally results in a slew of lawsuits when encountered.
One the way here we encountered a cloud of industrial flatulence that could gag a maggot.
by stink-lawyer December 19, 2009
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A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.
That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!
by Boomerang Weiner January 11, 2007
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A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.
Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.
by Ticonderoga March 26, 2006
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