fail

1. Another word for "suck", most probably derived from the world of internet gaming.

2. To not achieve

1. What do you mean you lost? YOU FAIL!

2. I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation.

by The Kevin August 4, 2005

to fail

To lose, not pass or give up on doing something

I know i'm going to fail my exams...

by - A Person February 29, 2016

failed

To fail at an endeavor. To not succeed.

Ron was a completely failed at life until he shot himself then he succeeded at that.

by rons son February 10, 2008

FAIL!

When someone says or does something extremely stupid that causes them to look like a huge newb, usually results in self inflicted pain and humiliation.

"Lauren, Jurasic Park is a movie, not a place! FAIL!"

"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"

by TurboNewb July 11, 2008

fail

A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently.

Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.

A kid falls off a bike.
Douche bag: Fail!
Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.

by JerseyKid April 23, 2008

fail

UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.

UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.

by Ohh yeah! September 1, 2010

fail

To fail is to be either:
Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people,
Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.

arpgme's comic FAILS
(Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do)

You sir, FAIL.
(The person has just done/written something stupid or supposedly funny which achieves nothing it's supposed to.)

by Nothingconspicous... August 23, 2006