erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff April 17, 2018

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit May 18, 2018

Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Bust A Nut November 5, 2022

Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

by SomeRandomName34 July 12, 2019

Erectile Malfunction

The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.

“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”

by A_Bisexual_Indian February 16, 2020