desiree crush

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush

ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'

ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me

by snootch87 July 25, 2008

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Desiree

A beutiful name but some times a person named this can be evil and rude. They usually become a snake around age 10 so you better stay on her good side. She sometimes steals your man by lying. If the person dose not become a snake soon then they are safe and they would be a nice person to hang out with!

This desiree is so rude!

by Infinity tells truth December 9, 2018

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Desiree

Dirty minded girl who quotes “I have a big penis” 100% straight but can bend. Is secretly of a pug but we shall not speak of that. Most likely will bang an Australian dude. Banger buddies with Alex Prentice

Damn that Desiree is a babe

Did you know Desiree has a secret kink to Australian guys?

by Bigdickenergyboi March 14, 2019

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desiree trappe

a nasty slut; a hussy; just gross in general.

that girl looks as nasty as desiree trappe.

by lauuuren May 8, 2008

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Dirty Desiree

Its when your screwing a chick from behind then you slap her in the face, punch her in the shin, and teabag her mom at the same time. (She's so trashy she invited her mom to come watch her fuck) all while listening to weird dubstep with the bass all the way up. You stick your dick in her mouth for an indefinite period of time. You Jack off in her ear, then finish in her nose. Finally you crap on her doorstep, steal her crackrocks and run away completely naked screaming "I am not a whore" by LMFAO

Ex. Dude I just gave that Desiree Brown chick a dirty Desiree it felt really messed up and extremely satisfying

Ex. Desiree Brown

by mexican taco sandwich December 14, 2011

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