Granbiose Delusions

1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing

His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".

by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009

Sophisticated Brit Delusion

When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.

American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.

British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d October 1, 2013

Team Delusive

Team Delusive is a phrase used to bully discord teams for focusing on discord.

Haha look at that team, it looks like team delusive

by Indiana jonesj June 25, 2021

smell-delusion

When Addy smells something that isn't there.

Addy has frequents smell-delusions, #delusionalnose

by pPenix October 24, 2017

Managerial delusion

When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.

Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion

by Rpclover May 21, 2023

snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019