Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.

hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.

by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010

Night Crawler

A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.

AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.

Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass

by annab342 March 27, 2009

urban crawler

An thirty-something or older woman, who is the end of or post-baby boom. Grew up in free love with a great body that is hitting the skids from self indulgence. Engages in starvation and drugs rather than going to the gym. Creeps for males that have a hot body and no mind of their own, making the mark easy.She spends her money on boob jobs and buying drinks to find any young guy that will stroke her ego. Dresses on the trashy side and conducts herself like a ho'.

"Did you see that boobed-out, urban crawler try to push up on me?"

by suburban crawler June 23, 2007

creepy crawler

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.

"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."

by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009

rock crawler

someone who searches the ground or floor looking for crack rocks.

did you see that guy at teds house? what a rock crawler! he has been looking in the carpet for two hours!

by jordan wayne morris October 06, 2008

California Crawler

When in your car, you floor it in reverse and then slam it into gear which will result in your car spinning the tires forward while you car continues to roll backwards.

Yo that idiot just tried a california crawler and blew his tranny.

by Ryan C August 08, 2004

Creepy crawlers

A game you play when you’re high as fuck with the homies and your mom isn’t home.

You and all the homies turn off all the lights so it’s pitch black and

“Hey brah wanna get high and play creepy crawlers”

by Crawler creepy July 05, 2019