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urban crawler 

An thirty-something or older woman, who is the end of or post-baby boom. Grew up in free love with a great body that is hitting the skids from self indulgence. Engages in starvation and drugs rather than going to the gym. Creeps for males that have a hot body and no mind of their own, making the mark easy.She spends her money on boob jobs and buying drinks to find any young guy that will stroke her ego. Dresses on the trashy side and conducts herself like a ho'.
"Did you see that boobed-out, urban crawler try to push up on me?"

creepy crawler 

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.
"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."
creepy crawler by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009

rock crawler 

someone who searches the ground or floor looking for crack rocks.
did you see that guy at teds house? what a rock crawler! he has been looking in the carpet for two hours!

California Crawler 

When in your car, you floor it in reverse and then slam it into gear which will result in your car spinning the tires forward while you car continues to roll backwards.
Yo that idiot just tried a california crawler and blew his tranny.
California Crawler by Ryan C August 8, 2004

creamy crawler

when a boy blows his load on a girls face.
Erika: Cam give me the creamy crawler treatment
Cam; ok start jerkin me off.
creamy crawler by jay mackenzie December 12, 2007

Flesh Crawler

A Dark down cerature with black curculer lines on all legs and around the body most people use it for sex or some for training on in runescape they also make your flech crawl
Flesh Crawler It makes your skin cover in bumps
Flesh Crawler by Cody beck December 17, 2007