when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 14, 2010
A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.
AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.
AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.
by annab342 March 6, 2009
An thirty-something or older woman, who is the end of or post-baby boom. Grew up in free love with a great body that is hitting the skids from self indulgence. Engages in starvation and drugs rather than going to the gym. Creeps for males that have a hot body and no mind of their own, making the mark easy.She spends her money on boob jobs and buying drinks to find any young guy that will stroke her ego. Dresses on the trashy side and conducts herself like a ho'.
by suburban crawler June 2, 2007
a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.
by gamgeegirl101 November 13, 2009
did you see that guy at teds house? what a rock crawler! he has been looking in the carpet for two hours!
by jordan wayne morris August 10, 2008
When in your car, you floor it in reverse and then slam it into gear which will result in your car spinning the tires forward while you car continues to roll backwards.
by Ryan C August 8, 2004
by jay mackenzie November 15, 2007