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chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
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Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
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Chernobyl Grey

A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.
Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey
by rower11 September 1, 2017
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pre-chernobyl-technics

technical devices so old u can only find them in russias deepest gulags.
"Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."
by KruceZX January 21, 2020
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Chernobyl Booty

When your stomach hurts terribly whilst you need to take a shit, specifically while going to a public function where you cannot safely excrete the fat trucker shit boiling in your vat of dookie acid.
"Goddamnit, I have Chernobyl Booty." says James. "Why don't you just drop a log?" says Harry. "I can't I'm going to work."
by PLEB1 November 6, 2021
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Chernobyl piss

A mix of vinegar, piss, shit and other bodily fluids used to deface public bathrooms.
Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!

All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
by PißRaum March 12, 2025
mugGet the Chernobyl pissmug.

chernobyl gas mask

When a lady sits on there lovers face and queefs directly into there lovers throat.
Woman: Wanna try a Chernobyl gas mask?
Man: I would love for you to queef directly into my throat.
by jmgmh June 12, 2016
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