by Jermaine Frontz Ricketts October 21, 2008
1. Where i report people who are dicks(alt option: beat the shit out of them)
2. A good place to leagally skip school.
3. Hell when youre called up
2. A good place to leagally skip school.
3. Hell when youre called up
1. I reported that mother fucker who stole my only pen.
2. I went to student affairs to skip 4th period
3. I was called up to student affairs and though i was in trouble but it turned out to be b.s.
2. I went to student affairs to skip 4th period
3. I was called up to student affairs and though i was in trouble but it turned out to be b.s.
by leethaxxor January 28, 2004
by jimmyzzzzz February 17, 2009
A high class, often formal event, usually with an open bar, where you end up just getting completely wasted. A play on "black tie affair". Not to be confused with Urban Dictionary defined black tie affair.
Hey man, you going to the spring formal? Heard it will be open bar.
For sure bro; it's going to be quite the black out affair.
For sure bro; it's going to be quite the black out affair.
by prakaru August 4, 2009
Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.
i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..
by catfight12 January 9, 2009
The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
by P. Kaltenbach January 7, 2008
A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.
What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.
by BJ Himself February 4, 2009