by 0815 November 18, 2013
by hoesmad69 June 11, 2019
The Polite Spoonerist way of addressing Winnie The Pooh's father, the unforunately named Winnie The Shit..
Boy: "Daddy, why is Winnie the Pooh called Pooh?"
Daddy: "Because he is a little Sh.. Pooh!, but his father decided to change the family name to something less obviously turd related.. Not a particularly major change considering the fact that most folk still wonder if the name of "pooh" is in anyway related to the fact the perverted bear is naked from the waist down.."
Boy: "So, what was his father called?"..
Daddy: "erm, ... Shinnie the Wit?"
Daddy: "Because he is a little Sh.. Pooh!, but his father decided to change the family name to something less obviously turd related.. Not a particularly major change considering the fact that most folk still wonder if the name of "pooh" is in anyway related to the fact the perverted bear is naked from the waist down.."
Boy: "So, what was his father called?"..
Daddy: "erm, ... Shinnie the Wit?"
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
by Earl F. Parrish August 21, 2006
An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
1. A person of subnormal intelligence.
2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.
3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.
3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
by freezy April 22, 2005