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Facepalmist 

A facepalmist is someone, who by virtue one's idiocy (unaccountable by a disease or disorder), gives the reader/listener an inevitable, painful collision between one's palm and the face, one of the reasons being the utter disgust of having to share the identity of "human" with the facepalmist.

This person is not the regular ignorant person (which is basically each one of us) who says something stupid once in a while. Both the quantity and quality of stupid matters, he/she has to be very stupid and often stupid. The suffix "ist" is justified by the expert level stupidity in a facepalmist.
Facepalmist: If some stars are 100 light years away, then how do I see them? I am not 10 million years old, stupid cosmologists!
Anyone with basic common sense: *Facepalm*
Facepalmist by psychsatani December 23, 2013

facepalmfamous 

A term coined by YouTube user gineriella to describe those that have become famous because of how awful and facepalm-triggering they are. Mostly used to describe viral stars like Rebecca Black.
Person 1: Did you see that the 'Hot Problems' video has gone viral? Those girls are basically famous now.
Person 2: They're not famous, they're facepalmfamous.
facepalmfamous by Isaaaaaaac September 22, 2012

face palm 

The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*
face palm by kirbydude January 16, 2007

facepalming 

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.
OMFG, this is facepalming!
facepalming by khalyd January 22, 2011
Applicable to a girl named Pam who does the facepalm action while saying "facepalm"

Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam
Pam: Wait! I don't get it!
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.
Facepam by Cozie November 18, 2010

faceplam 

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.
Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014