by tayyeditsbitch January 29, 2019
by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022
The one person who asks what's wrong and explicitly doesn't wanna hear it at the same time, and then thinks you're a drama whore for answering their question.
1: Did you see what Random said to me?
2: You mean that guy who thinks being neutral fixes everything?
1: Yeah, he told me to sort out our shit and that we both need to stop treating him like our therapist
2: You mean that guy who thinks being neutral fixes everything?
1: Yeah, he told me to sort out our shit and that we both need to stop treating him like our therapist
by TotallyWasntMe January 1, 2022
by Dqmb June 29, 2020
A very obscure part of Urban Dictionary, you click the circle with the two intersecting arrows, and it stashes a bunch of random definitions together on one page, but it only includes the current top definitions for the word being defined. The definitions can be about anything. The Random page also constantly updates with brand new definitions. It’s hard to explain. Once you try it, you’ll get it.
Random is probably the weirdest part of Urban Dictionary, no one really knows why it’s a thing, no one ever talks about it, and yet it’s still there, right on your screen. Some people have never noticed it or used it, but it still lurks at the top.
by nlolhere June 29, 2020
Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.
Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters
by IdiotSquadSenpai March 13, 2017
by Stealth July 15, 2003