lonely dinner

Eating out a fleshlight

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night

by Hoooopy June 1, 2018

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

Roast dinner fart

A fart that smells likes a carvery

Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart

by Bethan Mint December 20, 2021

come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

by Epiklandia November 22, 2020

Dinner In The Oven

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day

Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023

TV Dinner

Someone who is ice cold and packin a solid piece of meat

TV Dinner: Bro I just fucked your mom
Plebian: That's ice cold son

by S0meRand0mB0i June 15, 2021