blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018

back wind

When you’re fucking a bitch from the back and get a whiff of the ass musk

Bro I was fucking the girl last night and the back wind was crazy

by Dxout January 12, 2024

wind burnt

action where wind is strong enough to burnt the skin after a long period of time

During the soccer game I got wind burnt but didn’t notice till that night

by Rebecca Dobson May 2, 2018

wind

crunchy air

its a windy boi today

by yeetig January 9, 2019

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021