Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.
by Hugh J. Ness February 10, 2020
Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.
by jimbobjoe69 March 9, 2011
someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.
by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018
The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks June 13, 2012
drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.
OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!
by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012
When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
by Flatulent Reggie July 9, 2013