Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.
Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.
by Parkjano November 22, 2021
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super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people
wow that guy must be parker the way he be slingin tds
by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
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Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.
Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might
by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020
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Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Wow Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Amanda. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Parker is so cute
by Lil park November 2, 2020
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A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
girl 1: Parker is a really nice guy

girl 2: he is so caring
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Humungous schlong. Works out while watching MarkiPoo FNAF letsplays. Female Manipulator, only listens to Wheezer and the Smiths. Owns multiple of Hard Rock Nick's pre used panties.
THE VOID THE VOID IS COMING WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS WALK INTO THE WOODS PARKER LOOK OUT
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