Midnight Dirty Ron

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.

I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!

by ronnnaddon June 8, 2017

midnight juggler

Dodgy character after a few beverages.

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.

by “Downtown” November 13, 2022

Midnight Oak

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX November 3, 2015

midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.

Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX November 3, 2015

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

tweaker midnight

The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.

"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"

"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."

by flurpy May 20, 2022

cheesecake at midnight

A Meme That Everyone loves

Gary Write A Poem cheesecake at midnight real late midnight

by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018