when you edge so much that the slightest contact with your dick causes you to cum instantly
the fuck were you doing the last couple hours?
bro i was edging to oblivion piss off
by random user #1.797e+308 May 25, 2022
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edging until the slightest touch of your dick causes you to cum
jared : yo that e-sex was crazy
michelle: yeah fr you be edging to oblivion
by Icosalord June 3, 2022
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Top have someone keep watch when involved in an illegal act such as breaking and entering.
I will climb in the window, you keep the edge.
by EmmettG October 15, 2015
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Anything that is technologically obsolete and out of date; The opposite of cutting edge; the extreme opposite of bleeding edge.
I can't use my old dull edge computer because it has only a painfully slow Core 2 Duo processor.
My father still have a Pentium 3 computer processor on my attic, it's a dull edge processor from 1990's.
I wonder why they are still using some dull edge computer machine for running up our computer laboratorium.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
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When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."

"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
by Myocardium July 1, 2023
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Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten
"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"
by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 14, 2023
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Bad. They play fortnite. Bad.
Person 1: I want to send my child to Chiltern Edge!
Person 2: You want them to be epic fortnite man Tyler Blevins
by Big boy 69 haha November 13, 2019
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