National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.

by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 2, 2022

National Show Me Your Tits Day

National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.

Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.

by TheCodingNick December 31, 2022

Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009

your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan October 25, 2007

your dads tits

The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.

Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.

Attention seeker: Your nan's tits

by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019