TWiT: stands for "this WEEK in TECH,” a weekly podcast centering on technology news. The podcast is hosted by Leo Laporte (former host of The Screen Savers) who is joined by a rotating list of panelists. Most of the key members have at one point been associated with or employed by what was TechTV. Regulars include: Patrick Norton, Roger Chang, David Prager, John C. Dvorak, Kevin Rose, Robert Heron, and Joshua "Yoshi" DeHerrera. Slogans: “Your first podcast of the week is the last word in tech” and “Combining a mind-numbing commitment to tech news with surprisingly valuable information.” Episodes are also referred to as TWiTcasts and the show’s devoted listeners are known as the “TWiT Army.”
The last episode of TWiT was late, but it was worth the wait.

I just downloaded the new TWiTcast and it sounds great since they stopped recording from Skype.
by ctbyte August 7, 2005
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An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 11, 2008
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Teenage Women In Their Thirties.

A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.

Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
by SmartyPantsGirl August 21, 2009
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Teenage Women in their Thirties

Women who are aged in their 30s but behave like a teenager in their mannerism. Are silly goofy, don't really have any responsibilities, no children and are single. They are independent
Melbourne fashion model Kelly Johns is proud to be a TWIT
by Clarmuk August 9, 2009
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The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011
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A person who depends on the latest technology platforms and social networking trends in an self-destructive, time-consuming manner that is not unlike crack cocaine or heroin addiction.
A: That twit with the i-phone hasn't stopped twittering since we passed through Toledo.

B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.

A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.
by Ramblingvine September 17, 2009
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An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 13, 2008
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