Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man
by good at definitions man October 29, 2020
A situation in which the enthusiasm of your excitement must be portrayed through a very fast, precise sprint. Usually ending in the loss of breathe, sweat, blood, etc..
by bigLITTLEfoot January 21, 2011
The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
by Yogfan December 23, 2016
When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.
Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.
by Reenberg April 18, 2018
When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 7, 2017
When you have cell phone service through sprint and you can never get service or send texts or use the Internet cause their service is dog shit.
by Meag_ann November 23, 2014
When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017