Sophomore Sniper

A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.

Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.

by mbarry69 November 12, 2016

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Sophomore

A 10th grader

The sophomores are Outside

by 459395 April 4, 2022

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sophomore slayers

a junior who can only pull sophomores because nobody in their own grade wants their small dick

u guys are all sophomore slayers

by annefrankfromthegulag January 21, 2023

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sophomore slayer

A senior or junior in highschool trying to have sex with sophomores.

Alex is a sophomore slayer, he's after all of those sophomore girls.

by Fxckthesebxtches April 13, 2016

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Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 March 22, 2018

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