1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
by narla2 August 30, 2022
This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl
by Meeks love April 14, 2019
by DunnWendt April 18, 2020
by Mdhut56 November 7, 2021