A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything
Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"
Plumber two:
- good job!
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"
Plumber two:
- good job!
by Bossfucker October 15, 2020
Get the Requirements docmug. by Braymanno February 3, 2023
Get the That requires gold to purchasemug. by babithot June 12, 2019
Get the i require lasagnamug. An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase
Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir
Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir
by Braymanno February 3, 2023
Get the That requires gold to purchasemug. When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
Get the was not in the requirementsmug. I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the isn't there a height requirement for Policemug. If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2025
Get the Work Requirementsmug.