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Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2025
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rediscovered requirement

n. A requirement that existed when the project began, but was missed/ignored by the people implementing the project and they were later called on it.
My Professor took 10 points off my project for this, but this rediscovered requirement didn't surface until after the project was turned in!
by Paul E May 29, 2008
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Requirements doc

A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything
Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"

Plumber two:
- good job!
by Bossfucker October 15, 2020
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Morally required

No. You're doing it to gratify YOUR OWN cluster B psychopathy traits Jordan. NO OTHER REASON. Do you see how deeply you've managed to delude yourself?
Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
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That requires gold to purchase

An item that requires gold to purchase
Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase
by Braymanno February 3, 2023
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i require lasagna

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna
by babithot June 12, 2019
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