When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
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It's McDonald's man, they won't reject you. In fact I think a criminal record is a requirement, and so is a car.. Gotta be a nice one though, and they also have a height and persona requirements.. Oh wait, yeah they will reject it: Sorry there Dwarfie-D.
by MadMushroom400 February 1, 2022
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Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"
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Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir
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Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir
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