by Lewis Black August 1, 2003
a horrific excuse for a music channel. everything they do is sellout and whorish which brings up the bile into my throat. www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.
by aaron and pat April 17, 2005
At the Live8 concert, they cut away from PINK FLOYD (after 28 years of those guys not playing together) to watch their VJs talk! What dumbasses! IT'S PINK FLOYD!
by DaemonSadi July 14, 2005
The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).
by Joe August 20, 2003
The worst thing television could ever spawn. Music, (well, good music anyway,) should be embrassed to have their shit played on that station.
by dark soul March 18, 2004
A channel that used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but started sucking since then. All they show is a bunch of stupid reality shows. If you wanna catch some videos you gotta get up at 6 in the morning. WTF!!! it's suppose to be MUSIC TELEVISION for crying out loud not REALITY TELEVISION.
p.s boycott mtv
p.s boycott mtv
alex: hey dude let's watch some music vids.
chris:aight go to mtv.
flips to mtv
alex: WTF! this isn't music
chris: man this sucks balls flip to FUSE it's much better.
chris:aight go to mtv.
flips to mtv
alex: WTF! this isn't music
chris: man this sucks balls flip to FUSE it's much better.
by twitterwhore101 August 31, 2009
who would have thought this was written over 20 years ago?
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
?(click!)?
Hi, I'm your video DJ. I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes. I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go. (Yes, I know. No one wears a satin jacket anyone unless it's a wordthrowback/word - RR)
My job is to help destroy what's left of your imagination, by feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage.
So don't create, be sedate. Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial. If we have our way even you will believe this is the future of rock and roll
(background: MTV GET OFF THE AIR)
How far will you go?
how low will you stoop?
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated poop?
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation; making sure nothing's left to the imagination.
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the muppet show wag their tits and their dicks as they lip-synch on screen.
There's something I don't like about a band who always smiles.
Another tax write-off for some schmuck who doesn't care.
M.T.V. Get off the air!
And so it was, our beloved corporate gods claimed they created rock video.
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25.
"It's the new frontier," they say.
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer when you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances.
Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants instead of music fans call all the shots at giant record companies now.
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!? (Yes, hell yes - RR)
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
?(click!)?
Hi, I'm your video DJ. I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes. I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go. (Yes, I know. No one wears a satin jacket anyone unless it's a wordthrowback/word - RR)
My job is to help destroy what's left of your imagination, by feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage.
So don't create, be sedate. Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial. If we have our way even you will believe this is the future of rock and roll
(background: MTV GET OFF THE AIR)
How far will you go?
how low will you stoop?
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated poop?
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation; making sure nothing's left to the imagination.
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the muppet show wag their tits and their dicks as they lip-synch on screen.
There's something I don't like about a band who always smiles.
Another tax write-off for some schmuck who doesn't care.
M.T.V. Get off the air!
And so it was, our beloved corporate gods claimed they created rock video.
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25.
"It's the new frontier," they say.
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer when you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances.
Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants instead of music fans call all the shots at giant record companies now.
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!? (Yes, hell yes - RR)
by Ricky Roma January 30, 2004