nookie nazi

a person who with holds sex from their partner

Your girl wouldn't be such a bitch if you'd quit being such a Nookie Nazi and just give her some ass!

by Troubled October 26, 2014

nookie in the jar

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Nookie nectar

Female genetal fluids or ejaculate; gynecological girl gush.

...and then I drank her sweet, sweet nookie nectar for hours while she moaned in pleasure.

by Eli Stubbs May 25, 2011

Wookie Nookie

The Act of of hairy lovemaking, commonly involving a half finished bikini wax

"i got some wookie nookie"

by lebenchio May 22, 2008

wookie nookie

having sex with a girl that looks like a hairy beast, sasquatch, or a yetti.

You could not pay me enough to tear off a chunk of that there wookie nookie. She is completely scusting and fat.

by Berian September 22, 2005

nooky nook

Ummmmm? Its when a gorilla and another gorilla GET IT ON!

Male Gorilla and Female Gorilla are having Nooky Nook right now

by Bsi July 13, 2006

Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes

"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."

by Get yer wab out October 9, 2009