twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 29, 2015

Penis Muffled

To gag on a penis or to choke on a penis or to get stuffed with a penis

I heared mateo got penis muffled

by your boi JONATHAN October 2, 2007

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 August 19, 2015

Muffle

The snout or muzzle of a dog, given this word because dogs cannot talk.

Spanky has a 4” Cocoa muffle.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

Muffle

Also known as a snout or muzzle on a dog. This definition is called this word because dogs cannot talk.

Spanky has a 4” muffle.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

muffles

term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.

nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.

Tonight is going to suck unless muffles comes.

Muffles at my last job was not as fun as our muffles.

by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009