Now, this sexual move is very hard to accomplish. Trust me, I've only gotten in correctly twice and I've had much practice...if you're sexually inexperienced you may as well stop reading now because this explicit information will not suit you in this lifetime...ok, the Montreal Steam Pocket must start when you've got a full load...meaning you have to shit, have to piss, and haven't made romance explosion in at least two weeks. Also you need a very willing female that loves cock and shit and piss and cum. Now, if you can get all that in one place pat yourself on the back, you're doing good so far...Step 1.(show her who's boss) the first step in this difficult process is to show that bitch who's boss...the very first thing you have to do is place your phallus into the female rear entry using margarine as lubricant, this will cause for a slightly diry, yet very scrumptious event. whilst inside, you must unload your bladder into her shit-sack. some will come pouring back, but before it does, you have to quickly assume the position under her squatting body as to collect the dripping urine back into your own mouth...then swallow. this won't be pleasant for the female, she'll know who's boss. step 2.(make love not war) contrary to popular thought, romance explosion doesn't always need to happen at the end of sexual endeavor. what you do in step two is to unleash contents of your teste-sack into a glass of milk 3/4 full. Don't let her see you doing this, she won't like it...then act as if your sexual sexy time is already done by offering the glass of warm milk. depending on the flavor of your semen, she might not even notice!!! try to get this step on tape... step 3. (takin the browns to the superbowl) well really its not the superbowl, but close enough. for step 3. see Alabama Hot Pocket. However, don't use all of your shit. you need some for step 4... step 4.(spread that doodoo butter) in step four, you spread that doodoo butter...take a nice girthy shit all over them tits and smear it all around! she may like this. try spreading some also in and around her armpits...step 5.(there's yeast in my potatoes!) make some mashed potatoes and insert it into thine vaginal crevice via wooden spoon (a ladle may be necessary). post-injection, you want to ram lots of cock up into that pussy making it extremely uncomfortable for the female...she really won't like trying to fish out all those potatoes and shit afterward. step 6. (land the aircraft) step six is quite nasty. you need to cover your junk in the shit you spread on her tits. get it on there thoroughly...then depending on the 'freakiness' of your gal-pal. you may want a blindfold so she's not expecting the first mouthful of shit-covered cock...its a sick job but it needs to be done...spoon feed her the shit with your cock until its alllll gone. Have fun attempting the Montreal Steam Pocket...by the way, it got its name when Bill Murray, during a Montreal Expos game, met up with some chick in the Canadian bathroom and created this (1988).
"Dude, I gave Gertrude a mean Montreal Steam Pocket last night!"
"Oh yeah? she like it?"
"No...She died from it"
:(
"Oh yeah? she like it?"
"No...She died from it"
:(
by ready or not here i cum July 21, 2009
When one takes a dump in a cup and mixes mozzarella cheese in the cup and heats it up on the stove, then spreads it on their girl/guys back and then pulls apart the shitty cheesy goodness.
by Dr. Rondafer Stink April 21, 2009
A threesome between a male, female and a shemale. The woman is on her back and spit roasted by the male and shemale. The male and shemale hold each others arms for traction. The position looks like a basket.
by Kiltwearer February 18, 2018
Hey what's for dessert?
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
by manswer April 29, 2009
Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.
The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.
by CHYNAisPretty June 1, 2012
"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."
by etjn March 19, 2022
“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
by ExVinity December 31, 2022