Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice

When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 3, 2009

Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

African-American Heart Monitor

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.

African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

by 12201421245 December 15, 2009

Bill Cosby Heart Monitor

Heart Monitor created by Peter Griffin after he takes over Carter Pewterschmidt Industries.

It has two setting, there's also the Bill Cosby Heart Monitor mode
Beep, Beep, Beep, Boop, Zibbidibobbityzoowazee ghost dad.

by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019

[Cheat Beat] (or) [Baby Monitor]

The slang for using the heart beat attachment perk in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.

(Guy1) Quit using that Cheat Beat (or)Baby Monitor .
(Guy2) Yeah, but I'm getting a lot of kills with this Cheat Beat (or) Baby Monitor.

by egyptiandreams January 4, 2012