His crotch luggage was hanging out of his shorts.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
Dude, you kicked him in the crotch luggage.
Dood did you see the crotch luggage on that chick? Nasty.
by nochiefz November 4, 2010
After lesbians inevitably move in together after just starting to date and immediately break up, the new-ex's belongings are swiftly put into garbage bags and put out on the front porch for them to collect without having to have yet another fight.
"Why's that garbage bag on the front porch?" "Oh, that's Carole's lesbian luggage. We broke up yesterday."
by ef.this September 17, 2019
Whilst participating in a Devil's Threeway, an incident in which both sets of man balls either touch or become entangled during the act of using the woman/third partner as a pin cushion.
Steve won't be here today because he got a rash from the tangled luggage he got with Franco last night.
by Mook@FuelJunkie.com May 5, 2009
(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.
by Willis August 26, 2003
To firmly grasp and lift the testicles of the person you are anally penetrating.
Coined after prominent anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers hired a rentboy for a week long sex vacation and claimed that the young man was hired to "lift my luggage."
Coined after prominent anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers hired a rentboy for a week long sex vacation and claimed that the young man was hired to "lift my luggage."
As he pounded my wrinkled old ass, Lucien reached around and started to lift my luggage, causing me to cry out "Hallelujah!"
by GayHypocrites May 4, 2010
A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.
Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy
Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy
Named in reference to some of George Alan Rekers' (an anti-gay minister) official reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"
"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"
by Oneiric May 6, 2010