June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!
Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
by dennydefines June 14, 2023
A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018