jiz jar

your girlfriend

i gots to go see my jiz jar

by scott February 11, 2004

Christmas Jiz

When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught

Excuse me everyone.. I would just like to say (raise glass) 'Christmas Jiz' to you all

by Tomofthe1234 January 14, 2008

Jiz Stick

An infromal second name for the male genitalia. Often a woman's vagina is refered to as an insulting second name so a Jiz Stick is a womans perspective on exactly what a mans penis is.

Get you bloody jiz stick away from me you pig.

by SlickSista August 2, 2006

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.

She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.

by jimmybomm October 26, 2020

jiz mop

when a man or a woman is just slut

man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today

by D mizzel for shizzel May 28, 2015

jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs

dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......

by Ben WackinIt April 9, 2016

Jiz Drop

Megan Elizabeth Wagner

Megan calls herself Jiz Drop and wettallday which basically means she's full of cum!

by Soulmate79 May 10, 2018