the strange phenomenon of ghetto black chick thinkin she be classy when in fact she's just really REALLY ghetto.
{LaShawna with her thong sticking out and fake eyelashes falling off her face is fighting with her baby daddy}
Baby Daddy: you ain't nothin but a two bit ho.
LaShawna: you shut the hell up! i'm ghetto classy! it's a lifestyle, nigga!
Baby Daddy: you ain't nothin but a two bit ho.
LaShawna: you shut the hell up! i'm ghetto classy! it's a lifestyle, nigga!
by sarkassica December 15, 2008
The best kind of sex. The man must wear a top hat and monocle and be smoking a pipe. The woman should try to emulate Audrey Hepburn as much as possible. Frank Sinatra is also playing in the background, preferably.
by HighshakesHandfives February 1, 2009
A person who appears to be sophisticated or upperclass aesthetically, but underneath is yearning to sleep with anyone she can.
by Joshua A. Jackson May 8, 2011
The type of person who drinks boxed wine all the time, especially straight into the mouth from the box....because wine's fucking classy.
by SaiyanPrincess December 22, 2011
The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.
Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy
by Bouncybunny December 11, 2015
The act of kissing someone without putting your tongue up in their throat. Just a little bit of tongue in your partner’s mouth.
Ex: On their first date, she didn’t want to scare him, so she gave him a classy tongue kiss.
Ex: On their first date, she didn’t want to scare him, so she gave him a classy tongue kiss.
by Classypie November 21, 2018
A person who enjoys dressing for the occasion, but also loves to drink- maybe a bit too much. You'll find them at fancy parties with a glass of something constantly in their hand.
They drink daily or frequently. If you manage to spot one in the wild, you might wonder if their life is great, or absolute trash.
They drink daily or frequently. If you manage to spot one in the wild, you might wonder if their life is great, or absolute trash.
"Man, that Joseph is one classy alcoholic...", Derek observed the man with a mix of jealousy and disgust.
by InsaneWildAnimal July 15, 2018