someone everyone is having orgasms over for no particular reason. he's not particularly funny and my friend can skate better than him.
basically, he's another MTV-Shitface
basically, he's another MTV-Shitface
Dumb-Bitch 1: lyke OMG, Bam Margera is so hawt. marry me Bam, i want your babies.
Me: shut up, slut. *kills*
Me: shut up, slut. *kills*
by JakeH January 4, 2006
a very good skater and very good looking. he also has a funny show called Viva La Bam but it sometimes makes me wonder why his parents still let him live with them.
by Annie December 9, 2003
not that good of a skater anymore he soldout big time he gets credit for skating that is due to real skaters like thomas and mullen and reynolds or any of the toher true greats and everyone else who does things for the sport not for themselves he was cool before he soldout and now he is just an ass who yells at people after he falls for touching his board as they try to hand it back to him he is obnoxious and will never be one of the best skaters because honestly what has he done that is great
Rodney Mullen-invented pretty much every flat ground trick
Jamie Thomas-leap of faith and the massive 30+ set he did but snapped his board on
Andrew Reynolds-What can't he do switch that he can do regular
i could go on all day listing true pros that should be getting attention for their talents not their stupidity and lack fo respect for everyone
Rodney Mullen-invented pretty much every flat ground trick
Jamie Thomas-leap of faith and the massive 30+ set he did but snapped his board on
Andrew Reynolds-What can't he do switch that he can do regular
i could go on all day listing true pros that should be getting attention for their talents not their stupidity and lack fo respect for everyone
by Respect To The Real Greats September 10, 2005
A very handsome young skateboarder/prankster from West Chester, Pennsylvania. His brother Jess Margera is the drummer for the band cKy. He also created the cKy movies, was in the show Jackass, and has his own show called Viva La Bam. He loves the color purple.
One of his favorite bands is HIM from Finland. He is friends with the lead singer, Ville Valo. He also has directed some of their music videos.
And for additional info, not everyone who likes Bam found out about cKy and HIM through him. Some of us started liking Bam because of HIM.
One of his favorite bands is HIM from Finland. He is friends with the lead singer, Ville Valo. He also has directed some of their music videos.
And for additional info, not everyone who likes Bam found out about cKy and HIM through him. Some of us started liking Bam because of HIM.
Frantz: Do you want the light pink or white?
Bam: I think we should let Willa Walo decide on that one.
Ville: *grins* Willa Walo ...
Bam: I think we should let Willa Walo decide on that one.
Ville: *grins* Willa Walo ...
by Tenshi No Reyire June 7, 2005
Bam Margera is fuckin HOT
by Bam's Chik July 15, 2004
(noun: doofus domesticus)
Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV, Viva La Bam), and overall loser.
As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
&...
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein (let's see how long she survives...)
Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award.
Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV, Viva La Bam), and overall loser.
As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
&...
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein (let's see how long she survives...)
Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award.
When the majority of mankind is feeling down, as if nothing on earth could be less evolved, it watches Bam Margera to make itself feel better.
by meowfox of doom April 4, 2007