man: zooo ozoo zo ozo oz ooooz o oozooooz oooz zooooz oozoooz ooozooz, i cant really speak english very well.
by harriet May 13, 2005
Get the zoo zooomug. This is a nickname for a very stupid person.he is in love with a girl named rhianna.it is so obvious.this persones best friends name is julian and im named viktoriya im rhiannas bestie.ps. hey zoos and julian are very ugly .
Hey zoos is in love with rhianna.
Julian: i just got some very good advice from hey zoos. Rhianna and Viktoriya : no you just got some stupid advice.
Julian: i just got some very good advice from hey zoos. Rhianna and Viktoriya : no you just got some stupid advice.
by spinny boiz February 07, 2017
Get the hey zoosmug. The collection of all of the awkward animals. Each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot.
Situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after having drunk sex with them the night before
You: hi.
Them: hey:
***awkward silence***
You: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}
You: hi.
Them: hey:
***awkward silence***
You: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}
by Betsy is Awesome April 16, 2013
Get the Awkward Zoomug. by FranAnnPan January 04, 2012
Get the Dick Zoomug. A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.
Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.
by HenryTheNavigator February 23, 2013
Get the zoo mommug. When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
by Cptnftck November 30, 2013
Get the zoo dumpmug. by Hamper Hunter September 05, 2022
Get the Zoo AIDSmug.