by Justin Thomas January 25, 2008
A girl (usually on the slutty side) that you can reasonably rely upon to hook up with whenever you call her, regardless of the time.
M1: I heard you booty called Monica last night. Was that a one-shot deal?
M2: Nah, she's been my on-call skeezer for a while now.
M2: Nah, she's been my on-call skeezer for a while now.
by PaydayHenderson August 19, 2009
1.A person who moves in a slow motion lacking excitment. They take their time as if they have forever.
2.a person your age who reminds you or resembles an elderly person
3.a person who dresses in a much older some what boring fashion
2.a person your age who reminds you or resembles an elderly person
3.a person who dresses in a much older some what boring fashion
by Amanda Cal_ August 17, 2008
14 to 20 year old girl usually short (around 5"5 to 5"9) who dresses like a skank, wears dark sunglasses that cover about 1/3 of their face, and wears plenty of makeup on their face. Like to hang around corn daddies and bromagnons. Usually have boyfriends that are older than them. They look 5 to 7 years younger than they actually are making them look like babies.
John: WTF is that kid doing at the party?
Will: That aint no kid its a fucking Skeezer Baby.
John: Fucking skanks!
Will: That aint no kid its a fucking Skeezer Baby.
John: Fucking skanks!
by KnowsTooManyBadWords October 21, 2008
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
by Love~Neezy June 27, 2009
by Kum-Twat March 15, 2012