Vinyl Dinosaur. Usually music collectors or DJ's that frown upon other people that did follow format evolution into the modern era. Highly protective of their falsely perceived credibility of owning that one illustrious copy of a record most folk are really not arsed about because nobody ever heard anyway because some obscure vinyl only label from the North East of England only pressed ten lacquers to "keep things underground". Vinyl dinosaurs are not willing to share music, titles, artists or any info out of fear of losing their credibility. The biggest threat to a VD and something which can cause immediate outrage is a repress. Don't be anywhere near a vinyl dinosaur as there will potentially be blood due to exploding heads and hurt egos.
Look at that vinyl dinosaur doing his back in with his two crates of records.
The vinyl dinosaur was hugely offended when asked if he owned CDJ's.
The vinyl dinosaur was hugely offended when asked if he owned CDJ's.
by TheIncredibleMong April 30, 2019
Get the Vinyl Dinosaurmug. Those urban/college dudes who read Aristotle and Socrates once and now think they are philosophical geniuses and they probably listen to the Beatles and other artists only on vinyl
You know the ones
You know the ones
by rajyaboy May 21, 2021
Get the Vinyl philosophymug. by The Vinyler August 08, 2021
Get the Vinylingmug. The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.
She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...
by Liams Bank July 02, 2025
Get the Vinyl Scratchmug. A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
Get the schrodinger's vinylmug. A guy who lays hard floors (among other things) generally regarded as a god within the flooring industry. Has a tendency to whinge due to sub standard shop staff.
by TOAXMC June 07, 2018
Get the Vinyl layermug. Simply means approval. An adjective used to positively describe ones appreciation for an object, person or humour. Also denotes the genuine authenticity or antique age of chosen subject.
David’s gran came to visit yesterday, she’s so vinyl!
Did you hear Rydo’s joke about biffs, fucking vinyl!
Q: We going night riding?
A: Vinyl!
Fuck that soup off it’s vinyl as fuck!
Did you hear Rydo’s joke about biffs, fucking vinyl!
Q: We going night riding?
A: Vinyl!
Fuck that soup off it’s vinyl as fuck!
by The sandwich hunter January 15, 2019
Get the Vinylmug.