Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

Vinyl

Not a Record

That record is made of vinyl. Lets play that vinyl record.

by jackassretro January 18, 2022

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl

LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl is an online Discord Community which shares vinyl releases, restocks and hosts a range of all things pop culture

Josh: "Bestie we need to mute ha from the LGBTQ+ Pop Music & Vinyl server. Go clean your room!"

by JadeThirlwallQueen July 2, 2024

Vinyl Scratch

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.

Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

Vinyls

A word that doesn't exist, often mistakenly used to refer to vinyl records. The plural form of "vinyl" is just "vinyl".

Q: By the way, do you own any vinyls?
A: I have a few records.

by Dank Memer lololol July 9, 2021