Vinyls

A word that doesn't exist, often mistakenly used to refer to vinyl records. The plural form of "vinyl" is just "vinyl".

Q: By the way, do you own any vinyls?
A: I have a few records.

by Dank Memer lololol July 9, 2021

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

Vinyl Era

The era of rock music that lasted from 1963 to 1974. It was a really good era with many solid bands including The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, and Eric Clapton. Music of this era was very guitar driven and psychedelic.

Hey I just got done listening to some vinyl era rock and roll.

Oh yeah, like what?

Oh just some Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd

Wow that was some great music

IKR

by Adam buckley February 15, 2019

vinyl player

21st century term used by hipsters and Prime Ministers meaning record-player or turntable. For reasons known only to themselves, vinyls is the word used by hipsters when what they mean to say is records.

I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from the neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese on ABC Radio, August 2022

by lunarchick August 5, 2022

scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

by timingway August 11, 2014

Vinyling

The exhaustive and sometimes fruitful (or fruitless) pursuit of vinyls (or vinyl records).

I'm going vinyling for vinyls .

by The Vinyler August 8, 2021

Vinyl Scratch

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.

Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025