The MAN who gives the best hugs ever. He is also very hot.
He has amazing abs and gives good piggy back rides. He's really funny and usually black.
Susan: You give good hugs! You must be a Tom.
by Ahmed Aubudaubi January 1, 2011
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ZOMG Tom u made teh interwebz!!!!1!11!one!1 Buttsecks now plz??!/
by King Nick the XXVII August 12, 2007
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Commonly known as a retard. Referring to the Tom in The Secret of the American Teenager. Female Toms are referred to as Tammys or Tomias. Tom is an insult, but also a lifestyle.
Jon: "Kurt, do you know what 2+2 equals?"
Kurt: "No.. that's too hard of a question!"
Jon: "Wow Kurt, you're such a Tom"
by Tom&Tammy January 25, 2010
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An older man who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger woman. A male cougar. (Reference to a literal male cougar)
A tom without a kitten is like a dog without a bone.. and I just boned that kitten before Tom.
by penumbras April 7, 2010
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Tom, or 'Time Of Month', is a simple sort of abbreviation in case you don't like saying out loud that you're on your period.




I think Tom's on his way. I hate him.
by Poodley Star March 14, 2009
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a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody
You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.
by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010
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Tom is a lazy person who watches everyone do work.
Pick up a shovel, don’t be a Tom.
by Jlisicky September 14, 2020
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