When you spit mayonnaise into someone's ass, and they shit it back out all over your face.
John gave me a Dirty Tabitha last night, and now I don't have enough mayo for a BLT.
by Wxllco April 21, 2020
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Makes everything cringe, extremely dry when talking to, always makes everything a problem.

Super cringe and probably Romanian
Oh look at that cringe Romanian kid she’s Pulling a Tabitha
by Bvcxznsj995 March 31, 2021
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1) Saying you’re going to come but cancel or “flake” out last minute.

2) Saying you’re too busy to come even thought you’re really not, eg; “sorry i’ve got to clean the cupboards

3) Hibernating in your room “revising” for unimportant tests that are two weeks away instead of socialising with friends and family

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1) Oh is she not coming? I guess she’s just doing a tabitha again
2) She is always doing a tabitha, when will she ever come out her room?
by ellielmao April 23, 2019
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Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.
OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.
by beanenchiladas April 7, 2022
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someone who goes from one friend to another only when its convienant to them. and walks around like he/she has no responsability puttin kids off just so they can go out and party. a shady tabitha is the worst kinda shady u can be!!! never wants to grow up always moochin off other people
damn girl you went shady tabitha on my ass didnt u???
by the realest chick September 3, 2010
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Scrap name for a band now labeled as Matchbox Twenty. Good riddance.
Tabitha's Secret is a shitty name for band, I'm glad they changed it.
by RightingWrongs July 8, 2015
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