Swamp Donkey

I very ugly female that is not fat but her body is in shambles, aswell as her face and teeth.

I almost puked when this swamp donkey came up to me in taco bell and asked for some money.

by James Rozell October 05, 2008

Swamp Donkey

The baddest assed Honda fourwheeler in South Florida. It eats Polaris's for breakfeast and shits out Yamaha's. Don't try the Swamp Donkey unless you wanna get showed up.

Dude I think I just saw the Swamp Donkey. That things a beast in the mud.

by HondaSwampDonkey October 13, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A group of IT ninjas made up of an elite squad from around the yorkshire uk.

who where those guys the swamp donkeys, who you coing to call, better then the a team of others

by swamp donkey wonkey July 08, 2012

Swamp Donkey

Some Ratchet a$$ Black Bitch With A Daym Big butt

Hey Niggah see the Swamp Donkey Shitt Trying to Get That D

by DickAlHardonya December 16, 2012

Swamp Donkey

Swamp donkeys are women who frolic in mud for a living, and talk about things that are way above their pay grade.

you're a swamp donkey

by sswwaaughmpdongkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 14, 2003

Swamp Donkey

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.

My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.

by beecolony November 26, 2009

Swamp Donkey

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.

"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008