swamp donkey 

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

swamp donkey by CJ February 6, 2005

swamp donkey 

A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.

That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!

swamp donkey by Rayth March 20, 2008

swamp donkey 

Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)

That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!

swamp donkey by Mike Phillips September 16, 2005

swamp donkey 

1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it

2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person

3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters

Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!

I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.

I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!

swamp donkey by My middle name is Karma June 20, 2011

swamp donkey 

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

swamp donkey by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016

swamp donkey 

A person, man or woman, whose personal grooming habits are comparable to that of a baboon and whose abode is so cluttered and foul as to illicit the response, "Damn SWAMPDONKEY!! Hose yourself off." or "Damn SWAMPDONKEY!! Clean up that cesspool you live in."

He's so foul, he's a swampdonkey.

swamp donkey by Ryan Whaley July 15, 2003

Swamp Donkey 

A girl that resembles something disgusting; as to come out of a swamp

Man did you see that girl?
What a swamp donkey!

Swamp Donkey by Christophe Coullar February 2, 2009