shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"
Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol
by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 01, 2017
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ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.
Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.
by 7zipLunch February 09, 2025
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Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"
"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"
by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018
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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.
Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.
by Rob Edgar July 08, 2022
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