slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 13, 2013

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 21, 2021

dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.

Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?

by RW41 January 23, 2017

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 21, 2015

greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 4, 2022

Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.

Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.

by John J. Leslie March 3, 2008

runway slut

a person who wants attention from a certain person or group, but wears lesser clothing to achieve it.

example 1

person 1: omg, did you see what brooke wore today?
person 2: yeah, i bet she did that for tyrone.
person 1: wow, she's such a runway slut.

example 2

person 1: dude, did you see what ashley wore today?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: i swear she did that for david, dave and mike.
person 2: omf, what a runway slut.

by miriwhat December 10, 2015