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Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher
"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"
by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023
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Peter

A teen with a knack for sarcasm, known to be quite rude at times, and Always listening to others conversation, occasionally joining in. Extremely Smart, and can be manipulative at times. Very talkative, and annoying in some cases. somehow gets A's on tests without homework or studying, and always finds loopholes to rules. Kinda acts like Dwight Schrute from The Office US at times.
Person 1: anyway how's your car doing

Person 2: Lasted longer then expected

Peter: My car is doing 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚
by Ptr-the-koala February 6, 2022
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Peter

alpha of all alphas. master of manipulation. also known as getter / gutter.
“hey jacky did you meet peter?”

“yeah, he’s sooo alpha.”
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Peter

When a bunch of guys tries to hook up with one guy.
1) Kevin got petered.
2) Kevin got majorly petered.
3) JT
by TDAAWWGG September 2, 2010
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Peter

Peter is a prick.
by AnalMonster666 May 23, 2016
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Peter

Peter is a noun describing a boy, who will never be a man, who has daddy issues. A Peter is a huge simp for his significant other, until they start being comfortable and less clingly. He is also overly sexual.
There is no specific physcial description of a Peter, as they will always sneak up on you and try to use you.
by SoggyMilk March 7, 2022
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Peter

A one of a kind dude. Peter throws parties all the time, and they're always the best. Everybody likes this guy. But right when you want to bring him into your circle of friends, he does something terrible, and you dont ever want to speak to him ever again.
Bro 1: DUDE! PETER IS SO AWESOME!
Bro 2: Duuuuuuude. I know, his parties are rockin.

(Next Week)

Bro 1: DUDE. PETER GOT DRUNK AND CRASHED MY CAR.
Bro 2: Duuuuuuude. What an idiot.
by FrickenRocken June 5, 2011
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