by The Jersey Boy January 12, 2011
Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill
Patterson Mill Middle School
by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020
Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
by Nad Nerb February 14, 2010
Known as "PMill" or "The Mill" Patterson Mill Middle/High School is filled with many.. eclectic people. Okay, to sum things up: Patterson Mill is 90% preps who take nudes for fun and often say "that's what she said" for no hell of a reason. Kids there often make fun of italians and jews. Half of the school is delinquents transferred from crappier parts of crappy Harford County because HC feels it will better them. Well have you seen the turn out? The Preps all come from nice neighborhoods because A. They didn't get accepted into private schools or B. It makes them feel bad ass to go to public school. They often do ecstasy cause it gives them a "fun feeling" and most of the preps play lacrosse. PMill is a sibling school to Bel Air, much seen as the younger sister. At first, when the school was built in 07 it was seen as a golden school, only because it was new and shiny. Although a large percent of our school will go to good colleges, it's only because their parents bought their education for them. It's like John Carroll, only public. Kids who go there often say they wanna go to John Carroll, reality... it's just the same. PMill Preps just drink all the time and are like mini frat kids. nuff said.
"PMILL FOREVER MAN! Aww dude where did my keg go?" kid too wasted to care at a Patterson Mill High School (The Mill) football game
by deudpieool December 22, 2009
by Calamity478 July 16, 2019
Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN
by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019