merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities

ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??

by letterb_ December 4, 2021

mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014

Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

Merge Virg

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.

“Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”

“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”

by Blue Jay November 12, 2023

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.

OK, who dutch merged master?

by djmci December 18, 2012

fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink

It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019