by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018
Get the merge runner mug.When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 29, 2014
Get the mexican merge mug.Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014
Get the Merged mug.An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.
“Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”
“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”
“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”
by Blue Jay November 12, 2023
Get the Merge Virg mug.A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.
'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022
Get the Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS) mug.When all universes collide into each other, causing all fictional characters and every version of ourselves coming into the primary dimension. This prophecy was stated by Cristian Weston Chandler.
Guy1: Help! Help! The dimensional merge is happening!!!
Believer: For we shall begin reconstruction of this world. You, the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, and all who never proclaimed their love to Chris Chan, shall be forever girlfriend-free boys.
Guy2:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Believer: For we shall begin reconstruction of this world. You, the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, and all who never proclaimed their love to Chris Chan, shall be forever girlfriend-free boys.
Guy2:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by True Street Wigga January 28, 2024
Get the dimensional merge mug.To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.
by djmci December 18, 2012
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