turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities

ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??

by letterb_ December 4, 2021

Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.

That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.

by cquillian April 17, 2013

dutch merge

To take a perfectly stable code repository and replace it with a completely unstable branch that consequently gets deployed to production causing the server to catch fire.

OK, who dutch merged master?

by djmci December 18, 2012

Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".

Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.

by cocacoladetective December 19, 2023

Merged

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.

1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"

by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022

merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018