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Maurice the Pet Rat

Maurice the pet Rat, or just Maurice, is an aggessive pet rat. But Maurice is different from other pet rats. He can stand on both his rat legs and he wear the same thing as the grim reaper. His eyes are sharp and protrude from his eyes, looking like he's staring right into your soul. His fur is grey.

also called "Maurice the Homeless pet Rat", he has a dad called "Maurice's dad". Maurice does not have a mom nor an owner. He is agressive toward everyone, except his dad and their owner. His way of being aggressive is quite uncommon.

He invades your privacy by staring at you in an aggressive way and t pose to intimidate you. He schreech at the top of his lungs too, but he prefers not to say anything, in a violent way. Maurice the Pet Rat also bites, but it is his least favorite way to be agressive. Even if Maurice loves to be agressive, Maurice the Homeless Rat isnt always agressive. He may be very nice if you take care of him, or if you help him.
Person 1: watch out, Maurice is there!
person 2: who's maurice?
Maurice the Pet Rat: *stares agressively while

t-posing*
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maurice peter chrupek 

One very sexy induvidual; usually found in its natural habitiat wearing a suit.
Half man half genderlass goose.
OMG! Do you see that maurice peter chrupek over there, that's a really rare specimen

Maurice Dudek 

When you get arrested and beaten up in the drunk tank
“Hey did you hear Hoseph went full Maurice Dudek in Oxford last weekend?”

“No, is he ok?”

“He’s a little sore but nothing bad”
Maurice Dudek by Rolltidero February 14, 2019

Crazy Old Maurice

Belle's father on Beauty and the Beast. He was old. He was crazy. And his name was Maurice.
" Crazy old Maurice, heh? "
Crazy Old Maurice by ressecup April 24, 2009

dirty maurice 

A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.
I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.

Take a Maurice 

Take a dump after you immediately enter a building
Wow - I just got back from lunch. I can't do any work, I gotta take a Maurice first.
Take a Maurice by ckilborn November 22, 2010