when an elevator is stuck between two floors and a passenger inside attempts to crawl out of the semi-open door; but as they do, the elevator falls and cuts them in half. they then fall in two pieces down the elevator shaft like darth maul did when a. skywalker defeated him and pushed him down that really big hole in Star wars: the phantom menace.
dude, did you hear about the lady from long beach that got cut in half by that elevator?
No way man. I havent heard of someone pulling a darth maul in a while.
No way man. I havent heard of someone pulling a darth maul in a while.
by mindpollution15 December 9, 2011
Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.
Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
When I heard that my girlfriend was on her period, I immediately wanted to call a friend and perform the Darth Maul Double Saber.
by William Poopshire February 12, 2011
The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.
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