Lemon 

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

Lemon by Chris-Chan August 31, 2015

Lemon 

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.

"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"

Lemon by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

Lemon 

A mentally disabled fruit; Having enough chromosomes to reproduce asexually and alone forever

Lemon: "OH! TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE"

Lemon by RetardedFroot May 29, 2016

Lemon 

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

Lemon by Squidzo November 20, 2016

Lemon 

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

Lemon by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

Lemon 

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

Lemon by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017

Lemon 

Lemon:
A sour tasting egg laid by a citrus duck

The citrus duck waddled away from the freshly laid lemon.

Lemon by LemonCitrusDuckHooman December 10, 2017